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Based on Actual Events…

July 1, 2008 · Leave a Comment

The New York Times has a fantastic story today:

GERALD, Mo. — Like so many rural communities in the country’s middle, this small town had wrestled for years with the woes of methamphetamine. Then, several months ago, a federal agent showed up.

Mayor Otis Schulte of Gerald said Bill A. Jakob went to great lengths to make police officers think he was a federal agent. Arrests began. Houses were ransacked. People, in handcuffs on their front lawns, named names. To some, like Mayor Otis Schulte, who considers the county around Gerald, population 1,171, “a meth capital of the United States,” the drug scourge seemed to be fading at last.

Those whose homes were searched, though, grumbled about a peculiar change in what they understood — mainly from television — to be the law.

They said the agent, a man some had come to know as “Sergeant Bill,” boasted that he did not need search warrants to enter their homes because he worked for the federal government.

But after a reporter for the local weekly newspaper made a few calls about that claim, Gerald’s antidrug campaign abruptly fell apart after less than five months. Sergeant Bill, it turned out, was no federal agent, but Bill A. Jakob, an unemployed former trucking company owner, a former security guard, a former wedding minister and a former small-town cop from 23 miles down the road.

Mr. Jakob, 36, is now the subject of a criminal investigation by federal authorities, and he is likely to face charges related to impersonating a law enforcement officer, his lawyer said.

The strange adventures of Sergeant Bill have led to the firing of three of the town’s five police officers, left the outcome of a string of drug arrests in doubt, prompted multimillion-dollar federal civil rights lawsuits by at least 17 plaintiffs and stirred up a political battle, including a petition seeking the impeachment of Mr. Schulte, over who is to blame for the mess.

And the questions keep coming. How did Mr. Jakob wander into town and apparently leave the mayor, the aldermen and pretty much everyone else he met thinking that he was a federal agent delivered from Washington to help barrel into peoples’ homes and clean up Gerald’s drug problem? And why would anyone — receiving no pay and with no known connection to little Gerald, 70 miles from St. Louis and not even a county seat — want to carry off such a time-consuming ruse in the first place?

This sounds too good to be true. Almost like a movie. In fact, I think it would make an excellent movie. If only I could write a screen play.

Categories: Politics · Web Candy

Google Battle

November 21, 2006 · Leave a Comment

Use Google to determine which of two terms is more popular on the Internet. Who is the more popular painter, Van Gogh or Rembrandt? The Beatles or the Stones?

I used Google battle to determine that Wisconsin is the most popular school in the Big Ten.

Google battle result:
wisconsin : 298
michigan : 249

Google battle result:
wisconsin : 294
minnesota : 231

Google battle result:
wisconsin : 208
ohio state : 104

Play around with Google Battle for yourself here

Categories: On Wisconsin · Web Candy

The Great 14 States…. that I visted

November 21, 2006 · Leave a Comment

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This is what I’m working for…

May 16, 2006 · Leave a Comment

MacBook....  drool

The new MacBook… Drool. It’s about five times faster than the ibook or powerbook I was looking to get for school next year. The current model is the black cover suped up version… However, even the regular MacBook is still one of the most advanced and stable computers.  And it’s about time for me to get a working laptop again.

Categories: Web Candy

Nerd Test

July 27, 2005 · 5 Comments

I found a Nerd Test. Apparently I’m not that Nerdy. How well do you fare?


Categories: Web Candy

Family Guy Quiz

July 11, 2005 · Leave a Comment

Which Family Guy Character are you? Check out this Family Guy Quiz.
I’m Stewie. Go figure.

Categories: Ramblin' On · Web Candy

Star Wars Horriscope

May 23, 2005 · Leave a Comment


Star Wars Horoscope for Aquarius

You can be cruel and torment people who disagree with you.
Deep down, there is a peace-loving, friendly side to you.
You have a knack for inflicting pain on people and use your intellect during battle.

Star wars character you are most like: Darth Vader

Categories: Ramblin' On · Web Candy

Digital Art

November 24, 2004 · Leave a Comment

Today in my Communication Arts 346 Class: Critical Internet Studies, we discussed Digital Art in reference to several themes (cultural production, what’s art?, remediation, immediacy, interactivity, etc.) throughout the course. I felt the examples given in lecture were so interesting that I immediately blogged the example, so I could go back and expand upon the information. So if you read my blog earlier, this is the same as the post entitled “Cruising” just with all of the subsequent discussion. (more…)

Categories: Ramblin' On · Web Candy

Check This Out

November 9, 2004 · Leave a Comment

OKCupid! presents: The Which X-Man Are You Test

Come. You know you want to take it. Tell me which you end up as.

I ended up as Gambit. Which I felt was awesome. As I’ve always thought he was the best X-man. I’ll avoid the latent psychological projection commentary.

Categories: Ramblin' On · Web Candy